A Message From Ted L. Nancy

Hello. It's me, Ted L. Nancy. And thank you for coming to my website.

Jerry Seinfeld took me on TV and unmasked me. I am Barry Marder. And I have been writing the "Letters From A Nut" books under the name of Ted L. Nancy. Which is me. I have posted clips from the TV shows we were on together. They are "Larry King Live" and "The Today Show" with Matt Lauer.

So why did Jerry Seinfeld finally reveal who I am? I have noticed over the years that there are quite a few people claiming to be me: Ted L. Nancy. I have seen my name just about everywhere on the Internet. On Myspace, Facebook, You Tube, Amazon. I have seen a Canadian Ted L. Nancy, a Rabbi Ted L. Nancy. I have seen my name signed to Twitter, and Mercedes Benz advice columns, and so many message and blog sites that I honestly lost count. Believe me this is not "Imitation is the sincerest form of Flattery."

So I want to set the record straight here. Once and for all:

I have never been on Myspace, Friendstar, Jokes.com., Jumpcut, Hulu, etc. I did not put these entries up. I have never given any Mercedes Benz advice on car problems. I am not on Benzworld.org, or any Mercedes Benz Discussion Forums. I am not on Techdirt. I am not a Dedicated MacNNer or on any Apple websites. I am not on Craigs List.

There are no other "Letters From A Nut" websites that I am affiliated with. I do not write a "Letters From A Nut" wrestling column or any of the numerous "Letters From A Nut" Internet columns I see daily.

I do not sell - or have ever sold - any t-shirts, mugs, caps or other items with the Ted L. Nancy name or signature on them. Any that were sold or continue to be sold are illegal.

I did, however, recently join FACEBOOK. Now I know there a still a lot of people claiming to be me on Facebook. Please look for the Official Ted L. Nancy Facebook page - the one with my new book with the Bright Yellow Cover - "ALL NEW LETTERS FROM A NUT - INCLUDES LUNATIC EMAIL EXCHANGES." I hope you visit that Facebook page. Let's talk with each other!

I also joined Twitter. I had to get some other Ted's removed from there first. Fake Teds are like a fungus. It grows and must be removed. They leave a rash that is hard to clear up.

I have no other books except what you see under my Author's Page on Amazon.com If you want to find my books on Amazon they are under Ted L. Nancy or Jerry Seinfeld. No one else.

So here we are. This is the Official Ted L. Nancy Website. If you think you are on another Ted L. Nancy website -- you are not! Please stop by here often. There will be new writings and other things from time to time. I hope you enjoy your visit here. And enjoy this as much as I do in bringing it to you. I am proud of my books and hope that you will continue to enjoy them. I love writing them.
Thank you.
Sincerely,

Ted L. Nancy (Barry Marder)
March 22, 2011 -